The Borowitz Report

See all of Andy Borowitz’s satiric reports from The New Yorker here.

Gathered below are some of his best Trump-related pieces.

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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT
NUNES SAYS HE HELD RUSSIA HEARINGS ALONE IN HIS APARTMENT AND THEY WENT GREAT (Read it here.)



 

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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (March 16, 2017)
TRUMP BREAKS WORLD RECORD FOR UNCONSTITUTIONAL TRAVEL BANS (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (March 10, 2017)
MIDDLE-SCHOOLER WHO WROTE G.O.P. HEALTH-CARE BILL CLAIMS HE HAS NOT BEEN PAID   (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 22, 2017)
AMERICANS OVERWHELMINGLY SAY LIVES HAVE IMPROVED SINCE KELLYANNE CONWAY WENT AWAY  (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 15, 2017)
F.B.I. TO SPECIAL-ORDER A PAIR OF TINY HANDCUFFS  (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 14, 2017)
PUTIN APPEARS WITH TRUMP IN FLURRY OF SWING-STATE RALLIES (Read it here.)

 


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 14, 2017)
PUTIN STARTING TO WONDER IF HIS PUPPETS ARE SMART ENOUGH TO PULL THIS OFF (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 13, 2017)
DEVOS SAYS TRUMP’S FORTY-PER-CENT APPROVAL RATING MEANS MORE THAN HALF OF COUNTRY SUPPORTS HIM . (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 10, 2017)
TRUMP SAYS HE HAS BEEN TREATED VERY UNFAIRLY BY PEOPLE WHO WROTE CONSTITUTION  (Read it here.)

 


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 8, 2017)

DEVOS COMES IN CONTACT WITH BOOK FOR VERY FIRST TIME (Read it here.)

 


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (February 8, 2017)
TRUMP VOWS TO GET ENDORSEMENT FOR JEFF SESSIONS FROM FREDERICK DOUGLASS (Read it here.)


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TRUMP ACCUSES MEDIA OF NOT REPORTING VOICES HE HEARS IN HEAD (Read it here.)

 

borowitz-devos-1200SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT   (February 7, 2017)
DEVOS CONFIRMATION MAKES IMMIGRANTS AMERICA’S ONLY SOURCE OF EDUCATED PEOPLE
 (Read it here.)

 

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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT   (February 2, 2017)
WORLD LEADERS RECEIVE CRANK CALLS FROM SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES . (Read it here.)

 




borowitz-frederick-douglass-835SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT   (February 2, 2017)
TRUMP SAYS HE HEARD FREDERICK DOUGLASS WAS ALIVE FROM BETSY DEVOS . (Read it here.)

 


Justice Department, EPA Announce $15 Billion Settlement In VW Emissions Fraud

SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (January 30, 2017)
TRUMP FIRES ATTORNEY GENERAL AFTER COPY OF CONSTITUTION IS FOUND ON HER COMPUTER (Read it here.)

Senate Legislators Address The Press After Their Weekly Policy Luncheons

SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (January 30, 2017)
SCIENTISTS BAFFLED BY MCCONNELL AND RYAN’S ABILITY TO STAND UPRIGHT WITHOUT SPINES . (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (January 27, 2017)
TRUMP ENRAGED AS MEXICAN PRESIDENT MEETS WITH MERYL STREEP INSTEAD (Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT (January 24, 2017)
TRUMP CREATES TEN MILLION JOBS FOR FACT CHECKERS
(Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT
AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MIKE PENCE  (January 23, 2017)
(Read it here.)



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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT    (January 22, 2017)

DISTURBED MAN GETS PAST WHITE HOUSE SECURITY, GIVES PRESS CONFERENCE
(Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT    (January 20, 2017)
MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED MILLION AMERICANS NOW ENROLLED IN TRUMP UNIVERSITY
(Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT    (January 18, 2017)
MOVING VANS ARRIVE AT WHITE HOUSE TO REMOVE ALL TRACES OF COMPETENCE, DIGNITY
(Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT    (January 17, 2017)
BUSH COUNTING DOWN DAYS UNTIL HE IS NO LONGER WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY
(Read it here.)


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SATIRE FROM THE BOROWITZ REPORT    (January 15, 2017)
KARAOKE MACHINE BACKS OUT OF PERFORMING AT INAUGURATION
(Read it here.)